Me choosing a Valentine’s Day movie for you is like picking a chocolate out of one of those heart-shaped Russell-Stover boxes that’s missing its map. You just don’t know what you’re gonna get – or if it’s gonna make you barf.

I’ve put together a comprehensive list of the Valentine’s Day movies that I’d choose for myself any day of the year. It’s uniquely categorized; My definitions of love and romance are questionable at best. Proceed with caution.

And Happiest of Valentine’s Days to you and yours.

Be Romantic


Be Aggressively Romantic

Classics with edge.

Take It A Step (or 5) Too Far

You were warned.

Remember to Love Yourself

Self-care, at its finest.


But Not That Much

Narcissism kills.

Now pick your poison – What’s your Valentine’s Day movie of choice?

Make your additions to the list in the comments. If I like ’em, I’ll add ’em.


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February 14, 2017

  • Michael Landers

    No list would be complete without “The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.” Jason Robards starring. Roger Corman directing. Released just months before the Summer of Love. Ah, those were the days!

    • You’re so correct. Added under “Taking it a step too far.”

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