REVIEW: Slither (2006) - a B-style horror/comedy from James Gunn - Join in on #31DaysofHorror at onecriticalbitch.com

Slither

*Danger, Will Robinson: Affiliate Links Ahead! Read the disclosure policy for complete info.* Before he was helming Guardians of the Galaxy, James Gunn was playing in a low-budget B-Movie sandbox. Slither is a sci-fi/horror comedy that makes great use of bugs, slugs, and meteors from outer space.

REVIEW: Sam Raimi's Drag Me To Hell (2009) - Join in on #31DaysofHorror at onecriticalbitch.com

Drag Me To Hell

*Danger, Will Robinson: Affiliate Links Ahead! Read the disclosure policy for more info* Nearly two decades since his last installment of Evil Dead flair (the cult classic Army of Darkness), Sam Raimi dropped his new comic book movie reputation to return to his roots. Drag Me To Hell is an homage to the past, but also a regeneration: proof that…

Quick crit and review of Yorgos Lanthimos' dark comedy "The Lobster" | onecriticalbitch.com

The Lobster: Greek Myths and Lonely Men

The Lobster is the kind of movie you’re going to need to see twice. The Lobster (2016) Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much. Three times. Possibly four. You’re going to need the appropriate amount of viewings to sort…

Philomena was NOTHING like what I expected|Read the full review at onecriticalbitch.com | #chickflickfebruary

Philomena: Finding Faith in Stories

Shame on me for assuming Philomena would be precisely the type of “based-on-a-true-story” sentimental feature I hate. Shame on me, because Stephen Frears’ Philomena is a great deal more than that. Philomena (2013) Because ‘human interest story’ is a euphemism for stories about weak-minded, vulnerable, ignorant people, to fill newspapers read by vulnerable, weak-minded, ignorant people. Not that you…

Practical Magic is a #chickflick and a witchy favorite | Read the full review and get in on the #thischickpicks February challenge at onecriticalbitch.com

Practical Magic: Witches Are Chicks Too

Day 2 of the #ThisChickPicks marathon is on, and I’m watching a favorite of my teenage self – Griffin Dunne’s Practical Magic. Practical Magic (1998) If a man hits me, he only does it once. I can’t remember if I saw Practical Magic in the theater (I would have been approximately eleven), but I sure did watch…

Happy New Year! See what's to come for the blog in 2016 | onecriticalbitch.com

New Year, New Features: Coming Soon to the Blog

Happy New Year, new readers and old! It’s been a nice holiday break, but 2016 is alive and kicking, and so time to get back to the usual bitching (wasn’t that rhyme just too cute?). It’s a new year, and I think we could use some new content, don’t you? Here’s a bit of what you can…

Ginger Snaps Watercolor Illustration

#19: Ginger

If you liked Jennifer’s Body, you’re going to get a kick out of this one. And even if you didn’t, my money’s still on the werewolf. Ginger Snaps Our little girl’s a young woman now. It’s honestly surprising to me that I haven’t covered a werewolf movie yet in this HorrorThon, because they are some…

%d bloggers like this: